Ah man I?m gonna burn in hell for the type of guy I?m starting to turn into. ?Starting? I guess is the wrong word, seeing as how I?m knee deep in the morass of scumbagocity and don?t really seem to care all that much. I?ve got a conscience, yeah, but when my dick starts thinking about that tight and shaved teen snatch not a goddamn thing else matters. Nothing. Which brings us to last night: Valentine?s Fucking Day.
Now I know that the normal ?take a girl out and spend a lot of money on dinner and roses? and shit is your standard Valentine?s thing - my ex certainly loved and expected all that shit - but it never made much sense to me drop $150 on a better than average meal and a bottle of wine. What?s cool about the 18 year old is that she is up for anything and is damn adventurous. I picked her up at 8 o?clock. She burst outta the door and immediately jumped on me, wrapping her legs around me and kissing me hard. She had to work in the afternoon so I sent her a dozen roses. Apparently the FTD guy delivered them right as she was talking with her co-workers, who are all young girls. That?s pure gold, gentlemen. Having flowers sent to your girl?s place of employment is money well spent.
So before we even go out I?ve already made it a memorable day for her. But late the night before I decided to get a little creative and experiment. First we went to a firing range in Orange County and popped off a bunch of rounds. The 18 year old had never shot a gun before (I?d only done it once prior) and wasn?t really into it? until of course she fired her first shot. She was instantly hooked and couldn?t get enough. The place closed at nine and we were the last ones there. Then we went to In-N-Out and got a burger. We both love the place and dined for 11 bucks. After that we caught that Pan?s Labyrinth movie which was wicked fucking good. We finished up the night with some hot sex and I told her that I had such fun with her that I wanted her to stay the night. She melted. We fucked again, then twice more in the morning.
After taking her home I decided to call in sick to work. I smoked a bowl then went and got pancakes at IHOP, feeling totally conflicted about the whole night. I had fun, I like the 18 year old and definitely don?t want to stop fucking her, but she?s falling in love with me. This isn?t good, and will only end badly for her. Once I got home I decided to stop thinking about it and jumped online. Ah MILFVixen.com? Vicky Vette is such a hot fucking slut. The 18 year old might turn into this bitch one day? I feel horrid, but not enough to stop banging her. C’est la vie.