So yesterday I took the day off for no fucking reason other than I had some purple kush and I felt like smoking it. I’d ran into an old high school buddy of mine about a week ago who still slangs a little weed on the side. We got a drink than went back to his place and smoked the fuck outta one of his bags of pot like it was senior year. It was great to see him, and even greater to learn that he, like my genius fucking self, wasn’t married and didn’t have any fucking kids.
He’s doing pretty well as a real estate agent, but when we talked it was more like we were still 18, yet both of us are turning 30 this year. Neither one of is that immature, but getting older is just weird. I told him about my 18 year olds and what kind of wicked shit they’ve been letting me do to them, and he told me about this 42 year old chick that he’s been banging. “It’s different,” he says, “Older chicks know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and they don’t fuck around.” He told me how this woman can make him cum with her mouth, hand, pussy, or ass anytime of the day or night. “She treats me like a king and lets me do anything I want,” he told me through the haziest, most stoned grin I’d ever seen.
He got my head all fucked up with his story. I starting thinking about the 18 year old’s friend’s mother. I haven’t seen her at all lately, mainly because of the mounting tension that my teens are building up to. I’m working on it, my friends. Don’t lose faith in me.
I spent my day off getting stoned and doing a little shopping. No matter what day it is, the mall always seems to be filled with glorious young snatch, but the MILF’s were out in full force as well. I didn’t try to pull any numbers, mainly ’cause the only looks I got were from unattractive bitches, but once I got home Britian from MILFVixen.com took care or me. Go check her out, and let that sweet ass of hers take care of you.